BREAKING NEWS – Dubuque, Iowa – While at a town hall meeting at Clarke University, Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders that former President Bill Clinton, now stumping on the campaign trail for wife Hillary Clinton, committed a “totally disgraceful” act in having an affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky. He further added that if he were elected he would never yield to those type of urges, citing that he hasn’t had sex since around the time the first moon landing was faked.
