BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Chelsea Clinton, the daughter of former President Bill Clinton and ex-secretary of state Hillary Clinton explained in a new interview why she opted for working with her family’s philanthropic foundation. “I was curious if I could care about (money) on some fundamental level, and I couldn’t”, she said. She currently has a $10M apartment, $600K job, and had a $3M wedding. “I never focus on money” she explained. “It’s not an issue with me, because while my mom was Secretary of State, my parents were extremely efficient at extracting donations from foreign oppressive governments, in return for a more favorably status with the United States. I have no doubt that the FBI has recovered many of her emails confirming this, and I would like to think they are also very impressed with her ruthless business savvy.”