BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – Openly bitter after her loss to Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton stormed into a local restaurant, extended her hands to some of her “supporters” and angrily demanded that they immediately give her every penny in their pockets for a campaign contribution. After everyone at the table refused, she promptly was hustled to her car when a cook yelled out that Bill Clinton was in the kitchen trying seduce a couple of the waitresses. Bill later apologized for his behavior during a brief press conference through a cracked door at a nearby Motel 6.
