BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mitt Romney takes another swipe at Donald Trump for not immediately denouncing the recent endorsement he received from the KKK. When asked about the historical practice of the Mormon church discriminating against blacks Romney responded, “That’s different. Our past teachings of blacks being inferior was divinely inspired as told to us by founders Joseph Smith and Brigham Young, so we were simply being obedient to God. But things have changed. My family recently adopted one of these characters, and in years to come, we are confident that we can eventually learn to tolerate these people… or something like that.”
