BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – Mitt Romney is blasting out robo-calls on behalf of Marco Rubio and John Kasich — and against Donald Trump, marking his most direct appeal yet on behalf of any candidate since he delivered a scorching condemnation of Trump’s candidacy. He explained that he did not add Ted Cruz to his list, citing that his religious beliefs precludes him from do anything that benefits Canadians. When asked about a scriptural reference regarding Romney’s conviction on this issue, Mormon President Thomas S. Monson scratched his head and said “no comment”.