BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton was humble and nervous when she spoke to a group of her supporters at the Center for American Progress, as she clasped her hands and began to pray. She explained to the crowd that she believes God has forgiven her for the mishandling of emails, so she feels the FBI should leave her alone. She then began praying that the remains of the CIA agents who were exposed due to her unauthorized private server being hacked, were promptly returned to the USA for a decent burial. She also prayed that the agents were promptly killed instead of brutally tortured, which violates international laws set forth by the Geneva Convention.
