BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The White House has finally confirmed that the Justice Department is conducting a “criminal investigation” regarding Hillary Clinton’s personal email use – despite repeated and persistent claims from the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee that investigators are pursuing a mere “security inquiry.” Press Secretary Josh Earnest used the term at a briefing. Hillary Clinton later responding to his terminology, by saying, “I fully embrace the current criminal investigation, and I believe that all of the people in the State Department that ‘allowed’ me to get away with setting up a personal server, should be vigorously prosecuted. And I also hope that they get lengthy prison sentences if convicted, as a warning to others that indirectly flaunt the law.”
