BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – When Hillary Clinton won the New York primary in April, she called for “raising wages and reducing inequality” and building “ladders of opportunity” while sporting a $12,495 Georgio Armani jacket. She has often been seen shopping at the Ralph Lauren store on 5th Avenue in the Big Apple, and she also wore a $4,000 white jacket by Susanna Beverly Hills on the campaign trail in rural Iowa. Clinton responded to criticism of her expensive wardrobe by saying, “I will always be compassionate to low income wage earners, but I won’t buy off the rack or at Walmart like any of those penniless losers.”