BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A list of conservative lawyers are now keeping a list of all the liberal celebrities that have promised to leave the United States if Donald Trump wins the presidency. They plan on suing all of them if Trump is victorious for “breaching a verbal contract”, providing they don’t leave the country within 30 days of his inauguration. The Prime Minister of Canada Justin Trudeau who monitors U.S. elections, stated, “Canada is a large nation and we will be happy to take them here. However, it must be in the northernmost part of this nation where there are very few people, because we don’t want those idiots interacting with the general population.”