BREAKING NEWS – Farmville, Virginia – CBS anchor and vice president debate moderator Elaine Quijano finally responded to criticism of her being biased during the most recent debate between Mike Pence (R) and Tim Kaine (D). When asked why she allowed Kaine to interrupt Pence 72 times, she stated, “I warned Pence in advance with at least three phone calls, that if he made any attempt to make valid points in order to sway voters, either Kaine or I or both of us would shut him down! And ‘no’, I would not have tolerated Pence doing the same thing to Kaine. Republicans often feel they have higher morals than democrats, and based on that, they should be more respectful to ‘us’… I mean democrats, while expecting none in return.”
