BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Several lifeguards were dispatched to Hillary Clinton’s campaign headquarters on election night, after several of her supporters drowned as the building quickly filled with tears when it became glaringly obvious that Clinton was going to lose the race. U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch stated that she is seriously considering assembling a grand jury, to determine if Donald Trump should be held indirectly responsible for this “senseless loss of life”.
