BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Celebrities may not be ready to accept Donald Trump as the next president of the United States, but Disney World is gearing up for America’s new leader. According to Disney CEO Robert Iger, the park is readying its iconic attraction—the Hall of Presidents at Disney’s Magic Kingdom park—for a new figure of the President-elect. Iger then stated at a press conference, “If Hillary had won, we would’ve recreated her image as she is perceived by the public. Thus, she would’ve been suspended about 15 feet above the ground riding on a broom, with her head hollowed out.
