BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The DNC is now lobbying for the past election to be nullified and to apply some retroactive rules. They want the amount of electoral votes to be raised from 270 to 400, thus Donald Trump would still be short by 94. Other democrats who called the idea “foolish”, instead simply want the numbers to remain as they are, but they only want the victor to be declared on the formula of the LPGA, where the woman with the lowest score, wins.
