BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Brian Williams — who was bounced from his NBC anchor job for fabricating stories — is furious about the spread of “fake news.” Williams was forced to take a six-month vacation last year before being permanently relieved of his “Nightly News” duties on NBC, after he “stretched the truth” while reporting the news, regularly. “Fake news played a role in this election and continues to find a wide audience,” he explained. “I also know for a fact that Russia hacked into the emails of the DNC, because I was told this by several inmates in October, right before I escaped from a prison in Siberia.”
