BREAKING NEWS – East Aurora, New York – Fisher-Price is now defending their latest creation, the “Happy Hour Playset”. The popular toy manufacturer stated that their new product will allow kids to have fun mimicking their mom and dad, assuming their parents are either run-of-the-mill alcoholics or well known town drunks. If sales continue to rise, Fisher-Price says it plans on adding tricycles to the Happy Hour Playset, so the children can act like their parents when they get arrested for a DUI, after failing a sobriety test.
