BREAKING NEWS – Berkeley, California – A new controversial method at the University of California, Berkeley, is designed to help young women deal with their grief of Hillary Clinton losing the election. The tactic is simple. Two women softly lay their heads on a man’s chest, and then he simultaneously yanks out clumps of their hair. Immediately afterwards, the women are so intensely self-conscience about their awful appearance, that they couldn’t care less on who won or lost the election.
