BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C – U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch refers to celebrities trying to use the Electoral College to stop Donald Trump, as “B-list actors with too much time on their hands”. She also didn’t pull any punches in regards to Hillary Clinton. “I protected that air-headed compulsive liar regarding her emails, and that’s all I am going to do. Maybe now I can finally get a decent night’s sleep, instead of waking up screaming over the fact I am partially responsible that a ruthless female gargoyle, almost became the most powerful inhuman on the planet.”
