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BREAKING NEWS – Portsmouth, New Hampshire – Donald Trump is pictured giving a speech at an airport in New Hampshire. His elite specially trained four man crew standing behind him, travel with him anytime he speaks outdoors, so they can retrieve his toupee on windy or blustery days.