BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi were very gleeful after they both found out that they were picked for roles in the upcoming remake of “The Wizard of Oz”. Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures stated that they still haven’t decided who will be the Wicked Witch from the East and West. Initially they felt that Pelosi should represent the west because she’s a congresswoman in California, and Clinton should represent the east because her home is NYC. Now Disney is reconsidering their position after acknowledging that Clinton speaks much more wickedly when giving speeches in the Golden State, as she panders to the citizens living there doesn’t have any morals. And due to Pelosi’s abuse of Botox, her expressionless face suggests that it was frozen by a New England winter.