BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During a congressional hearing in which James Comey testified, the FBI Director stated Hillary Clinton wrote in one of her emails that if she was indicted in regards to her private server, she would find a team of scientists that would testify that the internet technology does not exist because it’s impossible to send or receive information through thin air. If that didn’t work, according to Comey, her back up plan was to pretend she had dementia during her trial, wander out of the courtroom to the nearest airport, fly to a primitive tribe in South America, and hopefully convince the inhabitants that she’s a goddess. “She wanted to be worshiped at any cost,” he explained. “This woman is nuts!”
