BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – Emmanuel Macron, the centrist and political newcomer, defeated far-right candidate Marine Le Pen Sunday to win the French presidential election. With 80 percent of the votes counted, the passionately pro-European Union Macron had garnered 64 percent of the vote to just 36 percent for Le Pen. At a victory party outside the Louvre Museum in Paris, Macron supporters roared with delight at the news, waving red, white and blue tricolor flags. LePen on the other hand immediately contacted Hillary Clinton, asking how long should she go into hiding before emerging as a whining sore loser.