BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Justice Department appointed Robert S. Mueller III, a former FBI Director, as special counsel to oversee the investigation into ties between President Trump’s campaign and Russian officials. Mueller was a former F.B.I. director under Presidents George W. Bush and Barack Obama. The DNC Chair Tom Perez commented on the appointment. “My biggest concern is Mueller will do an objective investigation and will discover nothing was done inappropriate, knowing full well that we democrats want to crush Trump whether the allegations are true or not.” He then began to shout as he spoke. “If Mueller does not do what my party wants him to do, I’ll simply add that (expletive) to my lengthy **** list of individuals that I can’t stand, which now currently includes all republicans, and the most disgusting people of all, democrats that are pro-life!”
