BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – California Democrat Rep. Nancy Pelosi said at her weekly news conference that President Donald Trump was dishonoring God for withdrawing the United States from the Paris climate agreement. “The Bible tells us that to minister to the needs of God’s creation is an act of worship,” Pelosi said. “To ignore those needs is to dishonor the God who made us, and that is just what we’re doing by walking away from the accord.” When asked about scriptures regarding babies in the womb reflecting that God loves them as much as the born, which opposes her pro-choice position, she stammered as she answered. “God cares about the earth as a whole, but, uh, uh, He is not critical of anyone’s personal choices, because uh, uh, He does not indulge in the tedious job of micromanaging individual lives.”
