BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton files a $20 million lawsuit against Katy Perry, blaming the singer for her loss to Donald Trump. In the court papers, Clinton alleges that if Katy would’ve sang an inspiring patriotic song immediately following her concession speech, teary-eyed Trump supporters would’ve demanded that the election results were overturned. After reading the lawsuit, Bill Clinton contacted his daughter and close friends, requesting suggestions for an intervention.
