BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former late-night television show host David Letterman told The Associated Press, that people need to “stop whining” about President Donald Trump and instead “figure out a way” to remove him from office. He then became emotional, near tears. “He beat Hillary Clinton worst than Jay Leno beat me in the ratings over the years.” He then pounded his fist on the podium while screaming. “Johnny Carson should’ve picked me as a replacement! I have tried to contact him for weeks but he refuses to take my calls, neither will Ed McMahon!” At that point, his agent pried his fingers off of the podium, and reluctantly admitted that Letterman is in the late stages of dementia.
