BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now blaming President Trump for causing the solar eclipse. “He’s doing it, I know he’s doing it, and all of my friends knows he’s doing it,” she emphatically stated. “He wants it dark over the White House, so he can do something illegal or unethical and not be seen. Trump has somehow used his billion and trillions of dollars to attach a dimmer to the sun. I am now encouraging every loyal liberal and democrat to go online and buy a special flashlight at my website for $49.95 (not including shipping and handling), and then go to 1600 Pennsylvania to shine it on the White House during the eclipse. That way we can show him that he’s under surveillance, so he better not try to do something that’s crazy.”
