BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now demanding a public apology from President Trump, for a comment he made about them that they are referring to as “vile and unacceptable”. He stated at a rally that the word “American” in “American Civil Liberties Union”, should be replaced with another word that starts with an “A” that’s only seven letters long. President Trump later explained he was only trying to emphasize to people the importance of getting a colonoscopy.
