BREAKING NEWS- Washington, D.C. – DNC Chair Tom Perez refers to President Trump as a “worthless coward” because he refuses to appoint Hillary Clinton as the ambassador to Russia to prevent anymore “collusion shenanigans”. “What’s he hiding?” Perez shouted during an interview. “We extended to him an olive branch and he slapped it out of our hand. I am calling for a congressional investigation to determine why that lunatic turned us down!”
