BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Maxine Waters wants the Major League Baseball teams, the White Sox and the Nationals, to change their names, because she feels both titles indirectly condone the oppression of African-Americans. “The message of those team titles imply that Caucasians will keep blacks in line by hitting us with baseball bats. And I also believe that the little bars on the catcher’s mask, is a subliminal message that ‘we’ will be thrown in jail if we get out of line!”
