BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The New York Times has now reported “nearly three decades” of “previously undisclosed” sexual assault allegations against Harvey Weinstein. The famous movie producer is reacting to sexual assault allegations by pledging to “channel anger” at the NRA. “I am extremely angry with the National Rifle Association,” he said in a tweet. “Because guns are so easily accessible, just think of what I would’ve done to the long list of women I cornered, if I was holding a .357 Magnum when they rejected my advances.”
