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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Convicted sex offender Harvey Weinstein is due to be sentenced tomorrow…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While climbing some courthouse steps Harvey Weinstein, dazzled onlookers by having…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York Vity, New York – New York prosecutors have called for Harvey Weinstein’s bail to be…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Disgraced movie mogul Harvey Weinstein hobbled into a Manhattan court using…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Protesters and activists from UltraViolet stormed the NBC headquarters in New…

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BREAKING NEWS – Venice, Italy – Italian director Luciano Silighini Garagnani turned heads with his red-carpet wardrobe — a t-shirt…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on his way to court, Harvey Weinstein is seen carrying…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Disgraced movie mogul Harvey Weinstein was charged with rape, criminal sex…

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BREAKING NEWS – Albany, New York – A bombshell exposé published reveals a long list of damaging accusations against the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Disgraced Hollywood mogul Harvey Weinstein and his estranged wife, fashion designer Georgina Chapman,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – A class action lawsuit has been filed against Ronan Farrow, by over 20…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Journalist Ronan Farrow, who wrote the initial exposé on now-disgraced Hollywood…

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – Harvey Weinstein was seen dining in a Phoenix at Chestnut Fine Food & Provisions…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The day after Oscar winner Lupita Nyong’o penned a powerful New York Times…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Clinton Foundation reportedly will not return as much as $250,000…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Harvey Weinstein stated that he resents any comparisons made between him and Bill…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angles, California – Lisa Bloom resigned as Harvey Weinstein’s “adviser”, but not only because the controversy…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to an anonymous source, Hillary Clinton was slow in denouncing Harvey Weinstein, because…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After being fired from his own company, Harvey Weinstein is reportedly…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – There is rampant speculation among ‘insiders’ that Bob Weinstein leaked details…

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