BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is now saying that even if she stole the nomination from Bernie Sanders, it’s not the same as the Russians stealing the election from her. “Bernie and I are Americans”, she explained. “If I hijacked the nomination, I did it as a U.S. citizen, on U.S. soil without any foreign influences. So Bernie’s supporters should stop whining about the results, get over it, and move on. Trump however may have used help outside of our borders, and that is unethical and offensive. This only validates his unscrupulous behavior, and shows how ruthless he is and the lengths he’ll go to in order to win an election.”
