BREAKING NEWS New York City, New York – A day after longtime liberal contributor Joan Walsh was released from MSNBC, sparking widespread outrage, she was reportedly scooped up by a competitor. “I am overwhelmed by the support I’ve received today from all of you,” she wrote. “And I’m thrilled to tell you I’ll be heading to @CNN in the new year. Thanks to everyone who made this happen. A Christmas miracle.” She then added, “CNN is a better fit for me, because MSNBC only encouraged me to lie through my teeth during my countless rants. But in my new contract, not only does CNN encourage me to lie during my rants, I get bonuses for any story I fabricate that is well received by liberals. This is the best of both worlds! Santa was good to me this year!”
