BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – For women, unemployment fell to 3.6 percent, the lowest since 1953. For black Americans, it hit a record low of 5.9 percent. Nancy Pelosi, however, is not impressed. “The low unemployment numbers mean nothing, unless the people are happy working,” she began “If people were happier not working, and Trump thrusted them into a career when they were already content where they were, how is that good news? This is just more proof of his insensitivity.”