BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The lawyer for anti-Trump FBI agent Peter Strzok fires back against criticism, saying his client is not a conspirator but instead a patriot. Strzok was escorted out of the building according to several news reports, but his attorney Aitan Goelman stated, “My client was not forced to leave, but he was on his way to rehearsal. The truth of the matter is, the two agents that were on each side of him, are part of a dance team, and the trio plan to compete on “America’s Got Talent” this year, calling themselves “Federal Footwork”. Goelman then added that Strzok will further display his talents if he has to testify in front of Congress, by giving them the “song and dance”.