BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrats who drafted a bill to abolish Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) suddenly announced that they would vote against it if the legislation went to the floor, after House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy stated he intended to call their bluff. House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi announced their motive for this strange tactic. “We plan to introduce several more bills, and then vote against those too. Our goal is to create confusion. And it’s working, because neither President Trump nor anyone in Congress including myself, can explain the increasingly irrational behavior by democrats in the House. Yes, we have him right where we want him!”
