BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At President Trump’s urging, North Korea has returned 55 boxes said to contain the remains of U.S. service members who fought in the Korean War from 1950 to 1953. But only a single dog tag was included in the delivery — with no other information to help identify each individual. The official, speaking on condition of anonymity, said it would probably take months, if not years, for U.S. forensics experts to fully determine individual identities from the remains. Congresswoman Maxine Waters questioned the President’s timing. “Why is he doing this now?” she asked. “Why didn’t he insist back then that the American soldiers getting returned on the day they were killed, instead of waiting long after the war was over and bully the peaceful nation of North Korea? He is nothing but a racist body snatcher! Impeach 45!”
