BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A custodian who was working at the Javits Center on the night when it was Hillary Clinton’s 2016 election headquarters, has released some incredible statistics, wondering if it’s a world record. He said he and fellow janitors, mopped up over 1500 buckets of tears, and swept up nearly 3 tons of finger nails that were nervously bitten off and spat out.
