BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senator Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts has one-upped socialist Bernie Sanders: She proposes to nationalize every major business in the United States of America. If successful, it would constitute the largest seizure of private property in human history. Warren’s proposal is called the “Accountable Capitalism Act.” “These millionaires and billionaires are living lavish lives, and it’s about time the government put a stop to it,” said the Senator. “And they always try to justify their life styles with the pathetic excuse that they created and/or own the companies! This is nothing new. Even though no Native American association has ever acknowledged me as one of them, the land of my tribe was taken from us in the late 1800’s by the federal government, and the ‘Accountable Capitalism Act’ will simply follow that tradition.”
