BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now saying there is evidence regarding Brett Kavanaugh allegedly sexually assaulting Christine Blasey Ford in 1982 while they were both still in high school. “According to my sources,” began Waters, “Kavanaugh videotaped the attack back then using his cellphone, and later that same night he posted it on YouTube. He then deleted after all of his buddies saw it and got their laughs at Ms. Ford’s expense. Apparently Trump has gotten to YouTube, because so far they have ignored my request to give me a list of all the videos posted on their website in 1982. Impeach 45!”
