BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rumors are swirling that Hillary Clinton will seek the White House again in 2020, and her running mate will be Elizabeth Warren. They both have remained mum on the possibility, but they have met several times over the past few weeks. According to a leaked memo by the unknown person that brokered the secret conferences, Clinton and Warren stated, “I think we have very strong support with OH”. Initially “OH” was believed to be Ohio, but it was later to determined that the women were referring to “old hags.”
