BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – The Texas State Board of Education will vote on whether to eliminate major historical figures like Hillary Clinton and Helen Keller from the state’s social studies curriculum. Education professionals were appointed earlier this year by the Republican-majority school board to propose changes in social studies requirements for elementary, middle, and high school students, the report said. Donna Bahorich, R-Houston, the board’s chairwoman responded to allegations that she was targeting handicapped women. “I understand the criticism,” she began. “Helen Keller was deaf and blind, and because Hillary rarely listened to good advice or looked in the mirror to address her own flaws, technically, so was she.”