BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Congresswoman-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez hasn’t yet started her new job, but she’s already taking a break. The Democratic Socialist said that she’s taking time a week off for “self-care” after feeling burned out and lamented that her political activity changed her lifestyle. “I am starting a week of self-care where I am taking the week off and taking care of me. I don’t know how to do that though, so I would appreciate any and all self-care tips,”she said in an Instagram video. “Hopefully some time in the future, if all of my socialist policies are embraced, the government will take care of me and everyone else in this great nation. Where all people in this country no matter what their immigration status is, can wake up every morning, knowing that the feds will take care of them for life. This would include cradle to grave free health care, free food, free housing, and free transportation to anywhere in America, whether it’s a nonstop vacation, or being driven to their job that they won’t need, after the government takes over Uber.”