BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Politically active doctors that vigorously opposes Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s dubious bill she wants passed wrote a letter to liberals and democrats in Congress. The letter stated in part, “Because Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s bill is localized death and decomposition of body tissue as in the destruction of capitalism, resulting from either obstructed circulation or bacterial infection as socialism figuratively does for ambitious people, we demand that her latest aspiration be renamed, “The New Gangrene Deal”.