BREAKING NEWS – Mount Pleasant, Iowa – While campaigning in Central Park Coffee Company, former congressman and 2020 presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke humbly apologizes for having “white privilege”. Civil rights activist Al Sharpton, agreed with O’Rourke and then added that “every Caucasian seeking the presidency should apologize for being white”. The National Organization of Women (NOW) chimed in and said every male running for president should apologize for being a man, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez piled on by saying that every person whoever criticized her policies, should apologize for being sane.
