BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During President Trump’s Senate confirmation hearing of Interior Secretary nominee David Bernhardt, someone donning a mask that resembled the character in the classic horror film ‘Creature from the Black Lagoon. Greenpeace USA was accused of sending in the unorthodox protester, but they were cleared when they found at the person was actually Nancy Pelosi when she was not wearing make-up and skipped her daily Botox injections.
