BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A leaked email from from DNC Chair Tom Perez, shows him giving a stern warning to Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders. “You two better knock it off!” the email began. “I can see the friction mounting, and it is going to destroy our party. Effective immediately, I want to see mutual public respect, and a high level of honesty and integrity that voters can admire and value. If my request is not honored, I have already set things in place in 2020, that will rig the democratic primary against both of you rickety imbeciles!”
