BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to Joe Biden, he “asked” Obama ‘not to endorse’ him in the democratic primary, and “Whoever wins this nomination should win it on their own merits”, but according to an unnamed source, that’s not even close to what actually happened. A person who witnessed what transpired stated, “The two of them got into a really heated exchange, after Biden told Obama that he helped him get elected when he said in 2007 ‘I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean’. But what really got the former president angry was when Biden said he wanted to offer Obama the VP slot. After the meeting nearly came to blows, Obama stormed off while Biden yelled at him, ‘I worked for you for eight years and I got nothing in return! You owe me! You being my vice president is my reparation!’”