BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – North Korea criticized Joe Biden as a “fool of low IQ” after the presidential hopeful called the country’s leader Kim Jong Un a “dictator and tyrant.” The country’s official state news agency released a statement that said Biden was “an imbecile bereft of elementary quality as a human being.” Biden responded by saying, “Rather than hurls insults at me regarding my I.Q., Kim Jong Un should focus more time into feeding his starving people in Tokyo and Hong Kong.”