BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Pentagon has finally uttered the words it always avoided when discussing the possible existence of UFOs — “unidentified aerial phenomena” — and admits that it still investigates reports of them. In a statement provided exclusively to The Post, a Department of Defense spokesman said a secret government initiative called the Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program “did pursue research and investigation into unidentified aerial phenomena.” And then he added, “One of our most recent extensive investigations has been to determine if Maxine Waters and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez were dropped off on this planet from another galaxy. So far, the evidence is inconclusive.”
